i suppose im deranged
asapscience:

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.

<3 Is this love? 

asapscience:

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.

<3 Is this love? 

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

mexicangraffiti:

Seriously thought someone was going to end up getting shanked.

humorstop:

Look closely…

humorstop:

Look closely…

TBH, I think you could ask me to do almost anything, and I think I would do it.
Anonymous

captainjaymerica:

Could you please pay my tuition? I’ve got some other bills too.